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mad
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 Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: cheesecake |
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I rather like homemade cheesecake..
base..
8 digestives crushed
brown sugar
2oz of butter
melt the butter before adding to the biscuits and arrange onto a good sized dinner plate with a flat base. refrigerate before adding the topping.
top..
1 or 2 tubs cream cheese
(phillidelphia is best but tescos full fat is 1/3 of the price. asdas and morrisons is horrid don't even try them. if it's a bit soft when you add the sugar then use less cheese or more cream)
good handful of granulated sugar
soft fruit
1 medium tub double cream
mix the sugar and cheese until smooth and taste. it should still hold a shape when mixed. if it doesnt then you need to use more cream and less cheese. ( It appears the cheap stuff varies dramatically in quality  )
add the fruit to taste and then whip the cream and fold it in.
arrange on the base, decorate as required. in this case I was lazy
more mads recipes later 
by the way they are big raspberries and not small portions.
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retoon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:32 am Post subject: |
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| wtf did you do to it. lmao |
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Moldo
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:02 am Post subject: |
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I have the same plate lol 
Just it sais Italian stuff like lasagna in stead of bread and snac...  |
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mad
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:51 am Post subject: |
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| yeh we got the cheap version not posh enough for italian! |
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Spanky_McCoy
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Recipes it is then good fellows
Spanky's Patented Hangover reviver (not guaranteed) (serves two)
Take half a 500ml tub of Haagen Dazs strawberry cheesecake flavour ice cream and place in blender jug
Take two alka seltzer tablets and crush into fine dust and lay on a plate to one side
Take one can of Irn Bru (not the pishy diet stuff) and empty into the blender jug on top of the ice cream
Take one twix biscuit and break into pieces and place into jug.
Right here is the messy part (DO NOT TURN THE BLENDER ON) take a fork and mush the mixture until it turns into a weird orangey creamy foamy mess.
Add the alka seltzer tablets, if you do it any earlier the reaction with the Irn Bru will give you orange worktops.
Garnish with a little bit of fruit cocktail and empty into two pint glasses.
This isn't just food this is Spanky's Manky Food
Works for me though 
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bunsenjetson
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:54 am Post subject: |
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| I think your hangover will have already gone by itself by the time you've finished it. |
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Spanky_McCoy
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| bunsenjetson wrote: | | I think your hangover will have already gone by itself by the time you've finished it. |
Depends of the version you do
Non blended version 5mins
Blended version 2 mins (with approx 4 hours cleaning time and new wallpaper)
You could do a Blue Peter and make one earlier but you never know how blitzed you'll be when you decide you want to eat it.
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Middenrat
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hangover: about halfway thru your misery vomit up a mixture of coffee and aspirin which Blue Peter style you had ingested earlier, then make tea and a spliff and wait for the Antiques Roadshow in a knee-clenching huddle at the bottom of the stairs moaning. Later watch Groundhog Day.
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JawZ
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| <3 my nans cheesecakes...mads looks nothing like my nans @_@ |
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Steve
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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Mads cheesecake looks really tasty, but deformed at the same time.
And why are we starting on desert?? Breakfast would seem suitable. This morning, my sister, a friend, and me (nice grammar) made 3 bacon and egg sandwiches (one each for the mathematically challenge amonst us ) . To most people, this would be easy, but what could go wrong....did.
First, we put the bacon on foil, which at the time we thought would be an awesome way of getting away with washing up. But, the foil caught fire in the oven  and it smelt really bad. And then, we forgot to put any oil on the pan for the second egg, thinking there was enough from the first one, but no....it got stuck and fataly mangled. And, the only bread left, was mouldy  But it tasted good |
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mad
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ha steve takes me back to student days
The cheesecake wasn't made to look good, though It can If I want to spend more time on it.
Made one last year with layers of redcurrents and strawberries, all topped off with fancy piped cream. |
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DaCheese
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Cheese's cheesecake recipe is a bit more half-assed than the mad method. Get one of those boxes of cheesecake mix, follow the instructions exactly, throw in the fridge for a couple of hours and cover with a tin of blackcurrant pie filling. Job done.
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JawZ
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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| mad wrote: | ha steve takes me back to student days
The cheesecake wasn't made to look good, though It can If I want to spend more time on it.
Made one last year with layers of redcurrents and strawberries, all topped off with fancy piped cream. |
sounds good, should of framed it and put it up on the wall. |
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| all i have almost every day is ricicles. there amazing |
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