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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: Spamlet, a play by W Shakespeare |
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To be, or not to be, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, what was the question? _________________
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DanTheMan
Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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The question was,
How many fish pies can a venus fly trap eat b4 it implodes and destroys the window-sill it sits on?
or, was it?? _________________ Never underestimate the power of stupidity. |
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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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mmmmm piscivores _________________
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DaCheese
Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 1471 Location: GMR Towers, South Shropshire, UK.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, that one. I'm sure you'll find it's regarded as one of his finest works, certainly better than Hamlet.
Seriously, why is it still being taught in schools? _________________
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Moldo Driver's Champion
Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 1173 Location: NL
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Exactly my point! Pff why should I care about ancient English literature _________________
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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DaCheese wrote: | Seriously, why is it still being taught in schools? |
Because reality is not adequate enough a tool on which to base studies of the human condition. Good fiction is a distillation and an exaggeration of what we should all know about each other, and those who choose not to listen can rest assured that their ignorance will have no detrimental effect upon them. And why Shakespeare? I'm guessing that if you have to ask the question you must be suffering from underexposure. |
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DaCheese
Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 1471 Location: GMR Towers, South Shropshire, UK.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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/me Struggles not only with the phrasing of that reply but also with working out Bunsen's opinion of Shakespeare. Call me stupid if you must... _________________
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Ste-Unit
Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 707 Location: Leeds, W. Yorks.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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bunsenjetson wrote: | DaCheese wrote: | Seriously, why is it still being taught in schools? |
Because reality is not adequate enough a tool on which to base studies of the human condition. Good fiction is a distillation and an exaggeration of what we should all know about each other, and those who choose not to listen can rest assured that their ignorance will have no detrimental effect upon them. And why Shakespeare? I'm guessing that if you have to ask the question you must be suffering from underexposure. |
Too many big words, dont understand |
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JawZ
Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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a cat sat on the mat _________________
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msquires Spam King
Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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wasnt it fat? |
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Dutchy
Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 345 Location: Northamptonshire, UK
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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me fail English?! thats unpossible!!! _________________
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry - I thought he said Shakespear's Sister. |
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da dude 24
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 286
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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DaCheese wrote: | Seriously, why is it still being taught in schools? |
i did the exam on shakespeare today in my SATS, boring... |
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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da dude 24 wrote: | i did the exam on shakespeare today in my SATS, boring... |
SATS? Are they a type of shorts? |
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da dude 24
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 286
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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dunno lol, some tests at school. |
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DaCheese
Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 1471 Location: GMR Towers, South Shropshire, UK.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Ah yes, SATs. That's nothing, my AS exams start next week. _________________
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Steve
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 852 Location: Sunny Wales
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Mine too
I have maths and computing sorted, but the mechanics bits of physics are so annoying. Dont understand them at all. And electronics doesnt matter as its just a complete wate of time. |
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Dantski
Joined: 22 Sep 2007 Posts: 463
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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which maths?
We had the option of pure or stats (a.k.a superhard/hard) I couldn't understand most of it. _________________ It's not the winning, its the taking apart |
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Steve
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 852 Location: Sunny Wales
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Pure maths i find is quite easy, especially C1. C2 is a bit more challenging, but M1, which is mechanics is quite alot harder. We had the option of taking mechanics or statistics, so i choose mechanics |
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DaCheese
Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 1471 Location: GMR Towers, South Shropshire, UK.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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Mechanics is evil distilled... _________________
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