Welcome to the forums new people

[Spanky_McCoy]

Hola, bonjour, wilkommen, how you doing.

Here at mad laps we do forums a little bit differently. If you go by the following guide this place really isn't so scary.

1.) Topic, we don't really stay on them. Until ze topic nazis arrive, they make themselves known very quickly.

2.) Help, we do help but be prepared for answers that are wrong, stupid, unhelpful, unrelated, off topic and very occasionally the correct one.

3.) Flame threads, we don't do flame threads our elite band of web admins have a reaction time that would make Skynet jealous so if you have a beef PM it you naughty rapscallions.

4.) Smut, we don't do smut, unless your on vent for the 11.00pm show which can be a little blue. So take any of your porn and stick it, if you want to see that stuff look for Potman a fella who's avatars would make John Leslie blush.

5.) Fun, we do have fun but if you dish it out be prepared to get it back in spades and keep it nice.

6.) Criticism, we do that but we don't like one word criticism so be constructive or face wrath that would make Khan look like a school bully.
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[Pepper]

[DaCheese]

Someone sticky this, it's spot on.
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[DanTheMan]

[Middenrat]