Dan has a run-in

[Middenrat]

NER-NER NER-NER NER-NER

Dan: yesh, Orrifice?

Cop: is this your vehicle sir?

Dan(trying to remember if he actually paid any Coppers): might be

Cop: ...following for one mile yadda yadda ...reason to suspect yadda yadda... have you had a drink tonight, sir?

Dan: no shir, I'm teetotal (nose grows an inch)

Cop: Then you won't have any difficulty repeating after me: Neblivioscrew Reridden.

Dan: Neviblio... no, Nebivilo... ang on, Bolivian... crap, I had it there ...

Cop(over walkie-talkie): Sarge, we've got a live one.

Dan: It's a fair cop
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Skin by Baino

[DanTheMan]

How did you know what i was like this morning?? My mate in cafe was rofl at the state of me, i nearly feel over!
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

[DaCheese]

[DanTheMan]

can`t say it today either!!!
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

[xaniel]

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[xaniel]

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