Kork Sports

[Kaeptn Kork]

well... i´m the käptn. The Kork one.

Infact Supergrinch has almost written my text faster than me (So dont worry, there´re disciplines were you don´t have to be so misranked like in TMN). But to introduct myself I add following:


1. This is my first Internt Game. And I have to thank and give the honour to all those entuiastic drivers at madlaps for the warm and friendly welcome for a noob as me.
Thank u all!
2. As you all can see I prefer the more meditative driving.(Relaxed and sightseeing, especially the corners and prefer the weird jump from track to the well known soccer field).
3. I have an official driving licence for about 15 years now, so I suggest (even its embarassing) i´m allowed to drive somtimes short distances backwards (you know, after those sudden stops especially in the crank S-corners).
4.After watching unbelievably at the begining of my racing-profession, how some of you driving faster then Schumi,i must admit, in my 3 month career of TMN at MadLaps my meditation gets faster.
5. I will not excuse me for bad english or bad jokes. Language improves by practise as driving, maybe jokes improve with language.
6. Germans don´t love all algerians but for sure Supergrinch.
7. I needed a couple of time to write this few lines and hope you all know me now as well as your step-mothers or sisters in law. Anyone who finds mistakes can keep them.

Kind regards

Kaeptn kork

PS (only for admins): i had to lie at registration. In fact i feel often much younger than 1 year of age when facing live, but then i was unfortunately redirected, so I made me older.
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Käsebrot ist ein gutes Brot.

[mad]

lol I thought the 1 year of age redirect was funny but most people miss it

welcome to this crazy community and enjoy.

[mark-s]

hi kork and welcome

[sosteve]

being 1 year of age will give you a distinct advantage in understanding what you will read in this illustrious forum welcom kaeptn
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master of the slow lap and purveyor of really bad jokes.

[bunsenjetson]

Welcome, Kork. See you on the grass.

[Middenrat]

ah hello Kork, glad you dropped by old bean, didn't understand a word but it's all welcome, have a kebab
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Skin by Baino

[Dutchy]

Gutentag Kork, you sound like you have the perfect personality to cope with the whack jobs that race on the server. Look forward to racing against you.

Dutchmeister
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[Spanky_McCoy]

I would try and use a bit of the German lingo I picked up but I can't say much more than

Meine deutsch ist nicht so gut

Wilkommen Kork
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[JawZ]

i for some reason always say einer **** hiezer (spelling is prolly wrong) jus err say it how u see it,

when i say it my brother says it means something like "I **** house." i find it rolls off the tongue nicely
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[Supergrinch]

Great to see you on here Kork! The forum needs more of us "honest liars".

Be seeing you on the track in the early morning hours when it's you, me, sosteve and Gord.
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I'm more of a vehicular gymnasticist than driver.