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YaBlows · Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 28

Hi

I am the second assistant to the chief cashier to the bank of Zimbawe. I have been holding $50,000,000 in trust for you to coll...... damn wrong forum...

lets start again...

Im Yablows, the official wall tester (self appointed) of Mad Laps and Mad Mini - if there's a wall to be found, i'm usually glued, parallel (facing the wrong way) or perpendicular to it. I have found walls in circuits that the authors have no idea exist!

Having found Trackmania a number of months ago, I've been an avid "press enter to restart" 'er ever since. Occasionally by the grace of God I've eventually completed races and even been placed in the top 3 (usally when < 3 players are on the server)

I usually listen in on Ventrilo and regually contribute with outbursts such as "oh For F^%$$S SAKE" and "WHO THE HELL PUT THAT BLEEDING WALL THERE"

The MAD servers keeps my blood pressure above "he's gonna blow" and frustation levels akin to licking your own elbow - but i keep trying Very Happy

....and thats about it... any tips for someone who's hand / eye co-ordination is about as useful as a tray of chocolate coat hangers ?

Regards

YaBlows (AKA Dave)

(This messages spellling has been sponsored by Cillit Bang)

Medi · Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 151

Hey Yablows, welcome to the forums Smile

Hope to race you sometime soon on the servers

Middenrat · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject:

hi YaBlows, tips? don't lend money to anyone you meet through this Forum. I f someone asks for a 'character reference' they will usu mean 'alibi', so make your excuses and leave Wink

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Moldo · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject:

Hi Y.B.

Golden tip: drive carefully - safety first Very Happy

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Spanky_McCoy · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject:

Hola YaBlows give my regards to Barry Scott (if that's his real name)
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DaCheese · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:43 am Post subject:

I was gutted when I found out a while back that Barry Scott is just a fictional character. And now for my faourite test! (Holds penny in Cillit Bang for half an hour).
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sosteve · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:07 am Post subject:

it would appear that you and i are in the same buisiness (wall testing) i wondered how wed get on with a track with no walls at all, would we be totally unbeatable, totally lost, totally confused or just spontaineously combust terrifying thoughts. anyway welcome onboard Very Happy

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Dutchy · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:26 am Post subject:

Hello Yablows,
Good to see you made it to the forum. Was good racing against you the other day..... wait it wasn't racing it was telling some German bird you were going through pre-op wasn't it? Wink

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YaBlows · Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 28

YaBlows · Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 28

DaCheese · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject:

No walls at all is hard to do but I'm sure Mad will be only too happy to add SOR Mad-Flinger (better known as Noob Flinger), which is a good attempt at a no-walls track, to the track rotation if we have to move over to TMF.
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