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Kaeptn Kork
Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 11
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: Kork Sports |
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well... i´m the käptn. The Kork one.
Infact Supergrinch has almost written my text faster than me (So dont worry, there´re disciplines were you don´t have to be so misranked like in TMN). But to introduct myself I add following:
1. This is my first Internt Game. And I have to thank and give the honour to all those entuiastic drivers at madlaps for the warm and friendly welcome for a noob as me.
Thank u all!
2. As you all can see I prefer the more meditative driving.(Relaxed and sightseeing, especially the corners and prefer the weird jump from track to the well known soccer field).
3. I have an official driving licence for about 15 years now, so I suggest (even its embarassing) i´m allowed to drive somtimes short distances backwards (you know, after those sudden stops especially in the crank S-corners).
4.After watching unbelievably at the begining of my racing-profession, how some of you driving faster then Schumi,i must admit, in my 3 month career of TMN at MadLaps my meditation gets faster.
5. I will not excuse me for bad english or bad jokes. Language improves by practise as driving, maybe jokes improve with language.
6. Germans don´t love all algerians but for sure Supergrinch.
7. I needed a couple of time to write this few lines and hope you all know me now as well as your step-mothers or sisters in law. Anyone who finds mistakes can keep them.
Kind regards
Kaeptn kork
PS (only for admins): i had to lie at registration. In fact i feel often much younger than 1 year of age when facing live, but then i was unfortunately redirected, so I made me older. _________________ Käsebrot ist ein gutes Brot. |
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mad Site Admin
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 1337 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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lol I thought the 1 year of age redirect was funny but most people miss it
welcome to this crazy community and enjoy. |
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mark-s PRO Admin
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 527 Location: nice
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:03 am Post subject: |
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hi kork and welcome |
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sosteve actual speed
Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Posts: 521 Location: settee
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:38 am Post subject: |
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being 1 year of age will give you a distinct advantage in understanding what you will read in this illustrious forum welcom kaeptn _________________
master of the slow lap and purveyor of really bad jokes. |
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:34 am Post subject: |
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Welcome, Kork. See you on the grass. |
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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:04 am Post subject: |
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ah hello Kork, glad you dropped by old bean, didn't understand a word but it's all welcome, have a kebab _________________
Skin by Baino |
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Dutchy
Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 345 Location: Northamptonshire, UK
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Gutentag Kork, you sound like you have the perfect personality to cope with the whack jobs that race on the server. Look forward to racing against you.
Dutchmeister _________________
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Spanky_McCoy Dirty Deeds Done Cheap(ish)
Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 1401 Location: Fortress Spanky
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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I would try and use a bit of the German lingo I picked up but I can't say much more than
Meine deutsch ist nicht so gut
Wilkommen Kork _________________
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JawZ
Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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i for some reason always say einer **** hiezer (spelling is prolly wrong) jus err say it how u see it,
when i say it my brother says it means something like "I **** house." i find it rolls off the tongue nicely _________________
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Supergrinch
Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 51
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Great to see you on here Kork! The forum needs more of us "honest liars".
Be seeing you on the track in the early morning hours when it's you, me, sosteve and Gord. _________________ I'm more of a vehicular gymnasticist than driver. |
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