Track Idol the final auditions

[Spanky_McCoy]

After letting through a toddler and blonde bit we find our judges left with one place to fill in next weeks grand finale. As the track builders already through aren't the most exciting in terms of track building ability any half competent builder should be a shoe in for the title.

Enter

Bunsenjetson

Mad: Yeah thank christ this is the last week of this guff
CRJ: We've got the final though
Bat: Yeah but the troglodytes at home vote for the winner there.
Mad: Anyone see what Nigel Mansell said about my favourite racer Jenson Button. I hate people who take the piss out of him.
CRJ: Lay off Mansell (strokes big bushy tache)
Bat: (opens shirt to reveal t-shirt with Mansell is god emblazoned on it) yeah lay off my favourite Indy car champion

Bunsen walks in big smile on his face

Mad: What's your name there bud
Bunsen: It's BunsenJetson
Mad: You taking the piss
Bunsen: No why
Mad: Just watch yourself i'm warning you

Bunsen proceeds to take his lucky cardigan off to reveal a t-shirt saying "Mansell is a big tache growing ponce who has nothing on Button"

CRJ: Grrrrr (strokes tache)
Bat: (lifts shotgun up from under desk and lays it on table)
Bunsen (gulp)
Mad: Your stock is rising, what is the name of your track
Bunsen: It's called "mad mother fu*@er"
Mad: You saying I f@cK my mother eh?????
Bunsen: No not you it's the name of the track
Mad: Ohhhh so I'm not important enough to have a track named after me now
Bat: Want to borrow my shotgun mad?
Mad: (brings betsy his trusted machete out from his holdall full of buckfast)
CRJ: Easy now remember blood and spunk don't come out of wool carpets without a fight.
Mad and Bat look at him in a quizzical way
CRJ: Not that I would know or anything.

By this time Bunsen is edging for the door only to be pushed back in by Ant & Dec.

Bat: Ok everyone lets calm down we have to put one more through and he's the only one brave enough to be held down in front of us by security guards.
Mad: Aye ok (puts machete down)
CRJ: Ok tell us why we should put you through
Bunsen: Well I will be a success, I'll have a platinum selling track by the time I'm 80 and have a number one at christmas. BunsenJetson doesn't know the meaning of give up.
Bat: What you didn't go to school?
Bunsen: I know what it means I just don't subscribe to the idea
Bat: Ahhh right
CRJ: Put him through then lets get this crap done with and collect our loot.
Mad: Wait a mo (pulls revolver out of aforementioned holdall)
Bunsen: Oh hang on
CRJ: (ducks under table)
Bat: (puts head in hands)
Mad: (BANG) shoots Bunsen in the foot
Mad: No man says I shag ma maw, you got off light boy

Next week tune in for the grand finale where a toddler, stripper and limping track creator battle out for the title of

TRACK IDOL
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[bunsenjetson]

LOL!

Although I'm quite capable of shooting myself in the foot, I might add ...

I now feel honoured.

[bunsenjetson]

BTW, what did Nigel Mansell say about JB? I missed that one ...

[Steve]

LOL, nice spanky. And BJ, he said the JB chances are all gone bascally, because Honda dont know how to make a car, and hes getting to old.

[bunsenjetson]

That Mansell! He's probably right, though. Maybe JB should go to another formula. I wouldn't agree with him about Honda, though. There can only be one winner.

[Steve]

Another formula?? I was thinking another team. Honda this year are completely useless. And you cant say they havent been, the other driver came last in the last GP, and hes won races before with Ferrari

[CRJ 127]

I love a good read, thx Spanky, onward and upward to the Final ( and a probable Jail term )

[Middenrat]

rofl Spanky
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