CRJ 127
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 Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: Spanky Tech Tennents |
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After recieving a very kind, but not very lucrative offer from Lord McCoy to race for STT I made my way to a secret testing location,
SM : " Well CJ what do you think of her "
CJ : " Quite a striking vehicle, how's testing going "
SM : " You can give me a hand, jump in the STT car and attach that rope to the back of mine, there's a good chap "
CJ : "  really ? "
The car's left the pitlane in tandem.
SM : ( on pit com radio ) " btw CJ, your STT engines ain't arrived yet " at that point the radio went dead  ............. as the car's hurtled round the track at breakneck speeds, loop's - wallrides - full speed turbo hairpins, clinging on for dear life, the only distractions being the smash of broken champagne glasses against my helmet, and volcanic clouds of smoke from the peculiar brand of cigars Lord McCoy smokes when racing.
After enduring and surviving that ...............
SM : " Ok, Next !! crash testing  , stay in the car CJ whilst I push it off the highest part of the track, I was assured this chassis is bomb proof  , don't make me use the gun, just stay in the car ".
CJ : " That'll be fine , i'll just stay ...... right here then " .....................  , ( this wasn't the kind of press launch I was expecting )
SM : " Right , finally CJ, you'll like this one  ", A special mod that will enable our car's to hang mid air, well for a few seconds anyway ".
SM : " like this ....................... "
SM : " or even this !! ........................... "
SM : " Great for those hard to reach bits of track ", " So there you have it CJ, the Spanky Tech Tennents - Season 5, team car, What a dream ".
CJ : " Thanks Spanky, this car certainly seem's to be the Real Deal , and once we get an engine !!!  in it, who know's what we can achieve Season 5 "
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I can almost hear Ringo Starr's voice reading that. Nice work CJ!
