evil_homer
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Location: Preston Lancashire
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 Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:50 pm Post subject: Trainspotting |
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watching the news today, mainly for the Josef Fritzl verdict (guilty on all counts), and one of the other stories was about this poor guy
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1103369_train_spotter_terror_row
on the clip on TV it showed him in one of the rooms in his house, train tracks everywhere going through his walls into other rooms (not the room he's photo'd in on the link), if you watch the clip the womans quite abusive. whats the world coming to  |
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evil_homer
All-Round-Good-Guy
Joined: 10 Jun 2008
Posts: 656
Location: Preston Lancashire
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i love this comment someone put
"Jim wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At the job interview the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Jim said: "I would put all signals to danger" "What if they were going too fast?", asked the inspector. Jim said," I would switch the points for one of the trains." "What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector. "Then I'd dash down the signal box steps waving a red flag", said Jim. "What if it blew away in the wind?' asked the inspector. "Then I'd run back into signal box & phone the next signal box." "What if the phone was engaged?" "Well.....in that case," persevered Jim, " I'd rush down out of the box & use the public emergency phone at the level crossing." "What would you do if THAT was vandalized?" "Oh well, then I'd run into the village & get my Uncle Harry." This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash!!" |
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